Funny quotes plans

16 Funny plans quotes

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

3 weeks ago

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

2 months ago

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

3 months ago

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

3 months ago

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

3 months ago

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

3 months ago

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

3 months ago

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

3 months ago

Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

3 months ago

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

3 months ago

‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

3 months ago

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

3 months ago

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

3 months ago

I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

3 months ago

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

3 months ago

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

3 months ago