35 Funny plans quotes

• Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

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  1 month ago

  disappointment, every, Friday, getting, humor, i, life, motivation, plans, procrastination, self-improvement, together, weekend

• Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

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  2 months ago

  absolutely, doing, ending, even, humor, irony, laziness, lot, love, motivation, plans, procrastination, productivity, things, wanting, yay

• I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, canceling, canceling plan, honesty, humor, i, introvert, invitation, invited, just, life, love, place, plan, plans, social, social anxiety, social life, want, wanted

• People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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  2 months ago

  am, day, five-year, five-year plan, forgetfulness, having, here, hoping, humor, i, just, life, life planning, people, plan, planning, plans, remember, waking, waking up

• Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

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  2 months ago

  40s, adult, adult life, aging, big, humor, life, night, plans, tonight, welcome

• Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

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  2 months ago

  character, characters, entertainment, excuse, fictional, fictional character, humor, i, invested, kiss, over, plans, procrastination, relationship, social, social plans, sorry, tonight, too

• If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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  2 months ago

  communication, date, expectations, held, humor, i, men, only, pick, plans, power, relationships, reservation, reservations, uncertainty, whatever

• Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

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  2 months ago

  adult, adult life, cancelation, canceled, day, freedom, getting, leisure, life, love, plans, relaxation, snow, snow day, surprise

• Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

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  2 months ago

  activity, carrot, casual, casual plans, fun, fun activity, humor, invitation, plans

• Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

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  2 months ago

  asked, autumn, civilization, collapse, fall, humor, i, me, meant, misunderstanding, moment, plans, realize, sarcasm, seasonal, someone

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