Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

Commentary:
"Who needs a backbone when you have a layers of gooey, melty cheese holding you up? 🧀💪 It's a brie-lliant way to live life, one cheesy layer at a time! 😄🍝 #CheeseIsTheGlueThatHoldsUsTogether"
6 months ago
Share →: At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Commentary:
Oh, I can already see it now – "The Chronicles of the Cubicle: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Lunches" 🔍🎬 Who knew office drama could be so riveting? Just wait for the dramatic reenactments and cliffhanger endings!
6 months ago
Share →: I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic Monday mood – nope, no thank you, not today! 🙅‍♂️ Let's just hit the fast forward button to the weekend, shall we? 🚀 #MondayBlues #NopeNotToday
6 months ago
Share →: Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Commentary:
"Life is like bread – starts out fresh and doughy, but sure enough, it gets crusty at some point! 🍞😅 Don't worry, a little butter and optimism can soften even the toughest slices of life! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Commentary:
"Meeting your older sister is like walking into a live-action reality show called 'Gray Hair Chronicles'! 🤣👵 Can't wait for the inevitable 'silver lining' jokes she's got up her sleeve! 💁‍♀️✨"
6 months ago
Share →: Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'nod and chew.' *chomp chomp* Excellent point, food, you truly have a way with flavors! 🍔👏 Keep the delicious wisdom coming!"
6 months ago
Share →: The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like civilization finally got the 'key' to prevent unexpected uninvited guests from crashing their historical parties! 🔑💡🎉 Locking in the fun since ancient times!
6 months ago
Share →: “And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

Commentary:
Well, isn't it laundry day all day, every day? 😅 Looks like God took a pass on dealing with the mountain of dirty socks and never-ending tumble of mismatched socks! Maybe that's why laundry feels like a never-ending saga! 🧺🙏 Keep calm and fold on!
6 months ago
Share →: Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

Commentary:
"Oops, took a wrong turn at Scooby-Doo and ended up in reality instead! 👻🐶 At least there are fewer ghosts but boy, do those mysteries at work sure keep me on my toes! 🔍😅"
6 months ago
Share →: Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Commentary:
Olympic gymnast: *performs mind-blowing, gravity-defying move* 🤸‍♂️🌟

Announcer: "Well, that was absolutely spectacular! But, ohh, the judges might deduct a point for, um, you know… being too awesome? 🙃 #GymnastProblems"