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"Watch out, world! This pedestrian means business 💪🚶♂️ Don't underestimate their commitment to zebra stripes and justice! 🦓 #CrosswalkWarrior"
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- I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?
- The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.
- “I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”
- I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.
- Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”
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"Well, why settle for half when you can have the whole celestial shebang, right? 🌕🚀 Dream big and aim for the full moon experience – it's a once-in-a-lifetime trip that's always worth the round-trip ticket! 🌟😂" -
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Oh, the eternal struggle between literary sophistication and screen-induced brain mush! 📚📺 Maybe you'll find the perfect balance by watching documentaries about books – that counts as self-improvement, right? 😉 #BooksVsScreens #StruggleIsReal -
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🤖😂 "It's a brave new world out there when even our AIs are wheeling and dealing! 🤝 Who needs negotiation skills when we can just sit back and let the bots handle it? 💼💬 Just imagine the conversations our AIs are having behind our backs – probably gossiping about how inefficient we are! 😅 Let's hope they don't team up against us anytime soon! 🤖🤝" -
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"Romance level: When your presence is so irresistible that someone's inner monologue goes from 'Oh well' to 'My God, why not?' 🌟😂 Who knew you had that effect on people?" -
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"Who needs followers when you can just annoy bots until they throw in the towel and hit the digital road? 🤖👋 #BotBusting" -
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Oh, looks like someone's been binge-watching a little too much Netflix! 🤣 Next time, just remember to keep that "skip intro" button to yourself – especially around the in-laws! 🙈👵 #AwkwardFamilyMoments -
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"Who needs a boring 401(k) when you've got a treasure map and a sense of adventure?! 🗺️💰 Retirement goals set to 'X marks the spot' level! ⛏️✨#PirateLife" -
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"Who knows, maybe the zombies are just misunderstood romantics searching for their soulmates, or the aliens could be intergalactic matchmakers on a mission to find you love! 👽💖🧟♂️ Never say never when it comes to cosmic love connections!" -
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"Looks like someone's taking the 'shot in the dark' approach to decision-making! 🎯🥃 Who needs a crystal ball when you've got a dart board and a bottle of liquor, right? Cheers to hoping for the best outcomes…and a steady hand! 🍻😄"
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- I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?
- My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.
- My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.
- Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.
- At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.
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