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Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

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Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Facebook:

British people be like “YouChube.”

Live now on WeChat:

Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

Going bananas on Telegram:

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Just landed via Discord:

Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

Trending via TikTok:

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

Spotted on Twitch:

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

Just landed via Reddit:

Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

Just shared via Instagram:

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

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45 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

38 shares on Discord this month:

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

18 shares on Messenger this month:

Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen.

76 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

54 shares on Slack this month:

You don’t scare me, I was married once.

13 shares on Threads this month:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

59 shares on Slack this month:

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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12 folks are currently checking 👀

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

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I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

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The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

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I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

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Breaking news is really breaking me.

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I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Discord:

Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Relationship status: he escaped.

Just shared via Twitch:

Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

Live now on Messenger:

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

Just shared via Reddit:

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Broadcasted on Threads:

And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

Making waves on YouTube:

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

Trending via Instagram:

I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

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