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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.
Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.
Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.
You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.
With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

Commentary:
"Wow, you must have felt like the king of the road, ruling your traffic kingdom with an iron blink! 👑🚗💨 #HighwayMonarch"
2 months ago
Share →: With great power comes a great electricity bill.

Commentary:
"Remember, with great power comes a great electricity bill ⚡💸. Embrace the power, but maybe think twice before turning on all those lights! 💡😆"
3 months ago
Share →: By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

Commentary:
"By the authority of Facebook, the mighty unfriender and restrictor, let this virtual drama unfold! 💥💔💩 Who knew social media could have such dramatic power plays? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Friendship Frenzy!' 😂👋"
3 months ago
Share →: I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Commentary:
Ah, the untamed might of a toddler with a sippy cup in hand – a force to be reckoned with! If only we could channel that same level of confidence and determination in our adult lives, imagine the chaos we could cause (or prevent)! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility – and probably a lot of spilled juice.
4 months ago
Share →: A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the humble sandwich could hold such transformative powers? Move over self-help books, it's time to seek enlightenment between two slices of bread!"
5 months ago
Share →: A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

Commentary:
"Watching a smooth and peaceful transfer of power from water to wine is the true hallmark of a successful evening. 🍷✨ May the wine reign gracefully over the taste buds with diplomacy and charm!"
5 months ago
Share →: Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone cranked up the dial on the snooze button to 'extra-strength' mode! 😴🚀 Must be that top-secret Chinese coffee substitute they're using. ☕️🇨🇳"
5 months ago
Share →: A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Commentary:
"Looks like tensions were high between you and that cigarette, but thankfully democracy prevailed! 🚬🎆 #PowerTransitionGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Commentary:
Ah, the mystical incantations of legal jargon! 🧙‍♂️✨ It's like lawyers are wizards casting spells with words instead of wands. 🪄 "Hear ye, hear ye, by the power vested in these terms and conditions!" 📜💼 Don't be fooled by the smoke and mirrors of legalese – it's all just wordy wizardry in a three-piece suit! 👔🔮
5 months ago
Share →: I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Commentary:
Oh, those Apple Watch chatterboxes thinking they're on a secret mission like the Power Rangers 🍎⌚️💬😄 Perhaps they're just rehearsing their superhero lines in front of the mirror!