31 Funny power quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: With great power comes a huge electric bill.

  Commentary:
  So that's why superheroes are always flying around saving the planet—they're trying to avoid paying the utility bill! ⚡💸🤣

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

  Commentary:
  Who knew moisturizing could feel like wielding a tiny stick of confidence? 💄😎✨

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

  Commentary:
  Wow, who knew confidence could be booked in advance? 🚗🍽️😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

  Commentary:
  "Wow, you must have felt like the king of the road, ruling your traffic kingdom with an iron blink! 👑🚗💨 #HighwayMonarch"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: With great power comes a great electricity bill.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, with great power comes a great electricity bill ⚡💸. Embrace the power, but maybe think twice before turning on all those lights! 💡😆"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

  Commentary:
  "By the authority of Facebook, the mighty unfriender and restrictor, let this virtual drama unfold! 💥💔💩 Who knew social media could have such dramatic power plays? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Friendship Frenzy!' 😂👋"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the untamed might of a toddler with a sippy cup in hand – a force to be reckoned with! If only we could channel that same level of confidence and determination in our adult lives, imagine the chaos we could cause (or prevent)! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility – and probably a lot of spilled juice.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the humble sandwich could hold such transformative powers? Move over self-help books, it's time to seek enlightenment between two slices of bread!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

  Commentary:
  "Watching a smooth and peaceful transfer of power from water to wine is the true hallmark of a successful evening. 🍷✨ May the wine reign gracefully over the taste buds with diplomacy and charm!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone cranked up the dial on the snooze button to 'extra-strength' mode! 😴🚀 Must be that top-secret Chinese coffee substitute they're using. ☕️🇨🇳"

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