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33 Funny power quotes

Funny power quotes πŸ’ͺπŸ˜‚ are the perfect blend of wit and wisdom, adding a splash of humor to your day! They remind us that with great power comes… the potential for a great punchline. Whether you’re looking to level up your motivational game or just need a good laugh, these quotes will electrify ⚑ your spirit and tickle your funny bone. Dive into a world where power meets playfulness, and let the giggles begin! πŸŽ‰

Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

Posted on3 days ago3 days ago

Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

Posted on4 months ago

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

Posted on6 months ago

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Posted on6 months ago

A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

Posted onFeb 2, 2025Feb 2, 2025

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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