28 Funny power quotes

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  4 days ago

  View →: Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?
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  1 month ago

  View →: With great power comes a great electricity bill.
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  3 months ago

  View →: By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.
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  3 months ago

  View →: A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.
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  4 months ago

  View →: A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.
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  4 months ago

  View →: A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.
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  4 months ago

  View →: An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.
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  4 months ago

  View →: So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?
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  4 months ago

  View →: There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.
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  5 months ago

  View →: More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.
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  5 months ago

  View →: With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

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