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You can’t ’48 Laws of Power’ me.

Feb 3, 2026

If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.

Feb 3, 2026

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

Feb 2, 2026

Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power.

Feb 2, 2026

Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

Feb 2, 2026

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

Feb 2, 2026

Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

Feb 1, 2026

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

Feb 1, 2026

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

Jan 31, 2026

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

Jan 31, 2026

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

Jan 30, 2026

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Jan 30, 2026

A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

Jan 30, 2026

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

Jan 30, 2026

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

Jan 29, 2026

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Jan 29, 2026

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Jan 29, 2026

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Jan 29, 2026

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

Jan 29, 2026

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

Jan 28, 2026

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Jan 28, 2026

Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

Jan 23, 2026

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

Jan 23, 2026

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Jan 23, 2026Feb 27, 2026

If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

Jan 23, 2026

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

Jan 22, 2026

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Jan 22, 2026

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Jan 21, 2026

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

Jan 21, 2026

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Jan 21, 2026

The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

Jan 21, 2026

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

Jan 20, 2026

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Jan 20, 2026

With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

Jan 20, 2026

If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

Jan 20, 2026

I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

Jan 20, 2026

Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

Jan 19, 2026

Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

Jan 19, 2026

Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

Jan 19, 2026

Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

Jan 19, 2026