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3 months ago
Share →: My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

Commentary:
Sounds like you've got a full gym membership in procrastination, agility in jumping to wrong ideas, and strength in testing patience! 🏃‍♂️⏰🤪 Keep up the "training"—you're definitely building some serious life muscles! 💪😂
3 months ago
Share →: Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

Commentary:
"Oops! It seems like that tab just wasn't meant to be! 🤷‍♂️ Here's to hoping it wasn't too important… or too interesting! 😅 #AccidentallyOnPurpose"
3 months ago
Share →: I need to start hiding my money from myself.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic hide-and-seek game between you and your own wallet! 🕵️‍♂️💸 Who will outwit whom in this battle of financial espionage? Maybe try stashing your money in a place so secret, even you can't find it! 🤑🔍 #MoneyMystery"
4 months ago
Share →: It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Commentary:
"Who has time for taxes when there's a snack waiting to be devoured and a room begging to be observed? 🍫👀 #PrioritiesInCheck"
4 months ago
Share →: You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Commentary:
🤣 "Who knew that guilt could be such a powerful motivator for writers? Forget about writer's block, this is writer's guilt in full effect! 😅🖋️ Remember, it's not about how often you write, but how often you feel guilty about not writing. Time to embrace the guilt and put those creative juices to work…or at least feel bad about not trying!"
4 months ago
Share →: It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal cycle of Mondays! Just when you think the weekend vibes are kicking in, bam! Monday strikes again like clockwork ⏰😅 It's the never-ending saga of alarms, coffee, and the unrelenting quest for that elusive weekend feeling! Hang in there, folks! 🙃 #MondayMadness"
4 months ago
Share →: Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Commentary:
"Adult friendships be like: "Our plans are as flexible as a yoga instructor on a hot day" 💁‍♀️⏰😂 #ProcrastinationAtItsFinest"
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Commentary:
🤣💸 We all know the struggle of trying to resist the tempting call of Amazon Prime! Who needs food and shelter when you can have another package delivered, right? #RetailTherapy #ByeByeSavings
4 months ago
Share →: Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Commentary:
"Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?” 🤷‍♂️ Well, at least you're staying humble and embracing that post-academic existential crisis with a touch of humor! Who needs recognition and validation anyway, right? 😂📚 #ThesisDrama"
4 months ago
Share →: My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Commentary:
Looks like your guardian angel is on an extended smoke break, probably practicing some next-level cloud-making skills ☁️🚬! Hopefully, they remember they've got a job to do and come back before you need a miracle or two! 🌟😇 #UnbreakableBondWithMyGuardianAngels