Funny profile quotes

• I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

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  1 month ago

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• Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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  1 month ago

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• Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

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  1 month ago

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• I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

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  1 month ago

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• Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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  2 months ago

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• Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

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  3 months ago

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