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Funny profile quotes are the perfect way to show off your personality with a splash of humor 😄✨ Whether you’re looking to make new friends or just stand out in the crowd, a witty line can spark smiles and conversations 💬🔥 Ready to add some flair to your bio and keep everyone guessing? Let’s dive into the world of clever, quirky, and downright hilarious profile vibes! 🎉📱

Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

Posted on1 day ago1 day ago

Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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