Funny profile quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, so that's the secret! Every 'nice pic 💁‍♂️' comes with a hidden 'thanks, ex!' 📸 #TeamEffort 😆❤️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

  Commentary:
  🎣💑 "If a guy's dating profile is filled with fish pictures, prepare to be swept off your feet 🐟 They're just showing off their 'catch and carry' skills for the long haul! 😄💍 #FishingForLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's relationship is feeling the burn… 🔥🤣 Seems like "fun to be around" could use a little makeover in the truth department! Who knew Tinder could be the ultimate expose tool! 😂 #RelationshipDrama #TinderTales

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

  Commentary:
  "Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you. 📱💁‍♂️ Back in my day, we had to manually type in HTML codes for our MySpace layouts! 😂 #ThrowbackThursday"

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