11 Funny purse quotes

• Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

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  4 weeks ago

  book, broke, budget, clean, cleaning, everyone, financial, humor, money, pile, purse, receipt, spending, tiny, together, why

• Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

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  1 month ago

  bar, comfort, comfort food, eating, emotional, emotional support, food, humor, just, purse, self-care, snack, Snickers, support

• I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

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  1 month ago

  essential, ever, everything, humor, irony, money, need, purse

• I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

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  1 month ago

  humor, memory, money, organization, purse, receipt, shopping, year

• I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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  1 month ago

  charm, conversation, date, food, fun, humor, i, personality, purse, rizz, snacks

• Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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  1 month ago

  expression, finger, gesture, honesty, humor, middle, middle finger, pretend, pull, purse, something, women

• I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

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  1 month ago

  accessory, carry, cute, cute purse, everyday, everyday carry, everywhere, fashion, girl, hoard, humor, i, item, love, need, never, objects, personal, personal item, purse, sad, say, tiny, tiny purse

• I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

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  1 month ago

  boyfriend, dating, dilemma, drive, humor, i, purse, put, relationship, want, where

• My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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  1 month ago

  2, belongings, documentary, everyday, filming, hour, humor, inside, just, life, personal, personal belongings, phone, purse, technology

• The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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  2 months ago

  card, convenience, credit, credit card, experience, humor, laziness, online, online shopping, purse, shopping, shopping experience, shopping struggle, struggle, worst

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