Funny purse quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

  Commentary:
  "Currently negotiating peace talks with my 'crisis cookies' 🍪😂 How's the Snickers diplomacy going? 😜🍫"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

  Commentary:
  "If only wishes and good intentions were accepted as payment, this purse would be a goldmine! But alas, the world runs on cold, hard cash – much to the disappointment of this well-equipped but flat broke bag."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a time machine when you have receipts aging like fine wine in your purse for 86 years? It's like a mini museum of past purchases and forgotten memories, complete with a touch of whimsical chaos."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs rizz when you've got snacks in your purse? 😂👜 Snack game strong, priorities on point! 🍿🍫 #SnackQueen #SnackGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like the days of subtle sassiness are over for the ladies! 🙅‍♀️ No more digging in purses for coins or lip balm, just straight to the point with that middle finger! 💁‍♀️ Keep it sassy, ladies! 💅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

  Commentary:
  "Decisions, decisions! 🤔 Who needs a boyfriend when you've got a trusty purse as your co-pilot? 🚗💼 #PurseOverPartner"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your phone is ready to submit its entry to the Sundance Film Festival! 📱🎥🎬 Who knew your purse has all the drama, suspense, and mystery of a blockbuster hit?! Perhaps it's time to start charging it director royalties! 🤣 #PurseLifeDocumentary

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

  Commentary:
  "Online shopping: where the struggle is real, but the sofa is comfy. 💳👜💻 #FirstWorldProblems"

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