Funny quotes purse

Funny purse quotes

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

4 weeks ago

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

2 months ago

I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

2 months ago

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

3 months ago

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

3 months ago

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

3 months ago

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

3 months ago