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5 months ago
Share →: Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

Commentary:
"Looks like Europeans have cracked the code to beating boredom – read, baby, read! 📚📖 Who needs suspenseful TV dramas when you have the entire literary world at your fingertips? Keep turning those pages, Europe!"
5 months ago
Share →: I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

Commentary:
"Ah, well, well, aren't you just the smooth expert of linguistic seduction! 😏💋 Your words just sashayed right into our hearts…or should I say, 'eyes'! Congratulations on decoding this covert message meant only for the truly irresistible minds out there! 😉 #WordsmithOfSeduction"
5 months ago
Share →: My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Commentary:
"Ah, the unending struggle between bookworm bliss and literary impatience!📚🐛 It's like waiting for a suspenseful plot twist – but in real life! Will they ever finish the book, or are we doomed to an eternal cliffhanger? The saga continues…⏳😆"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

Commentary:
"Trying not to read about carbs after 4pm? That's some serious dedication to the late-night snack game! 🍟🚫 Stay strong, resist the siren call of the midnight pantry raid! 🌙💪"
5 months ago
Share →: Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

Commentary:
"Getting left on read is like waiting for a royal response from a Nigerian prince… except you're neither getting a fortune nor a crown 👑🤷‍♂️ #RoyalGhosting"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

Commentary:
"No worries, I was just marinating in the suspense of waiting for your reply like a fine wine aging to perfection 🍷. Isn't leaving someone on read the modern-day equivalent of a cliffhanger in a soap opera? 🤔 #UnintentionalDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Commentary:
"Looks like the Ten Commandments are really putting a damper on those neighborhood BBQs 🍔🚫 Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's grill, after all! 😂 #GoodNeighborProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

Commentary:
Oh, the shocking revelation! 🤯 Who would have thought that actually reading is the key to looking like a well-read individual? 📚👀 Say it isn't so! Next thing you know, they'll be telling us the secret to looking fit is to exercise! 😂 #MindBlown
5 months ago
Share →: Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle between the tortured poet and the perplexed poetry reader! 📜🤔 Maybe poets are just trying to share a little slice of their angst with us, while we readers navigate the emotional rollercoaster of deciphering their verses. 🎢📝 After all, isn't it a unique kind of torture to wrestle with the ambiguity of metaphors and the depth of symbolism? Perhaps the real question is: who is truly more tortured – the poet crafting
5 months ago
Share →: Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Commentary:
Oh, the eternal struggle between literary sophistication and screen-induced brain mush! 📚📺 Maybe you'll find the perfect balance by watching documentaries about books – that counts as self-improvement, right? 😉 #BooksVsScreens #StruggleIsReal