That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

Adulting is realizing Monday is a better “off day” than Friday.

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.