94 Funny reason quotes

• There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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  3 weeks ago

  cheese, culture, food, humor, photo, photography, reason, salad, smile

• When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

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  40, aging, body, doing, humor, nature, over, over 40, pain, reason, text

• Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, break, decision, drop, drop it like it’s hot, dropping, due, hot, humor, i, it’s, personal, personal reason, reason, reasons, reference, song, song reference

• The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”

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  bowling, clown, clown shoe, different, funny observation, humor, invention, observation, oh, person, reason, shoe, wear, well

• Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

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  ball, enough, fight, football, humor, just, literally, making, over, player, players, reason, saw, sideline, sport

• Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

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  3 weeks ago

  determination, due, humor, i, life, motivation, personal, personal reason, reason, reasons

• Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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  3 weeks ago

  attitude, change, due, evil, humor, personal, personal reason, personality, personality change, reason, reasons

• Accidentally used men’s shower gel today, and I can already feel myself lying for no reason.

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  accidentally, care, feel, gel, humor, i, identity, lying, men, mistake, myself, personal, personal care, reason, shower, shower gel, today, used

• “Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

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  care, decline, done, excuse, fashion, hair, humor, outing, personal, personal care, reason, refusal, socializing

• Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

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  buy, cake, celebration, food, humor, indulgence, just, need, purchase, reason, remember, special, treat

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