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Jan 27, 2025
Share →: Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Commentary:
🌹🍕 "Roses are red, pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large, and none of it's for you. Sorry not sorry, it's a pizza party for one! Maybe next time, bring your own slice and join the fun! 🍕🎉 #PizzaLove"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

Commentary:
"They should also add a trumpet sound for dramatic effect 🎺🤣 #CliffhangerDentalCare"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Commentary:
"Those daring actors from the old black and white movies were truly living life on the edge…literally! 🚦😂 Who needs color vision when you've got nerves of steel behind the wheel? 🎥🚗 #VintageThrills"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

Commentary:
"Oh, the audacity of a day starting without a red carpet! 🙄 Clearly, the paparazzi missed the memo! Better luck tomorrow, superstar! ⭐️📸 #AListProblems"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Commentary:
Roses are red, violets are blue, but can we just pause for a sec and review? Moonlight romance is all fine and fair, but maybe let's be cautious and beware! 🌹🌕😳
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Commentary:
Well, that's a new twist on the classic excuse! 🦌🔴 Who knew Rudolph's side hustle was causing traffic incidents? Just imagine the officer's confusion trying to write up that report! 😂 #UnlikelyExcuses
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic ode to misophonia! 🌹💙 Sounds like someone needs to chew a bit quieter or invest in some noise-cancelling headphones! 🎧😅 Just remember, it's all fun and games until the sound of your chewing becomes a poetic inspiration!
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Commentary:
🌹🐝 Roses are red, bees like to fuss. This rhyme may be wonky, but hey, let's make a fuss! It's a rollercoaster of emotions, a poetic twist you see. Confusion at first, then clarity for thee! 🤔😄
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Commentary:
"Roses are red, daisies are white, and apparently, there's an underwear fight! 😂 Someone get this person a comfy pair, pronto! 🌹🌼 #underweartroubles"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

Commentary:
"Ah, the majestic race to the red light, truly a display of unmatched skill and precision 🚗💨 Hats off to you, speedster! May your acceleration always be as enthusiastic as your parking brake game 💥🏁 #SpecialDriver"