17 Funny rock quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

  Commentary:
  "Discovering that your rock bottom is actually just a pit stop on the way down the mountain 🏔️🤔 Who knew the bottom had a basement level? 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the '90s, a decade of innocence lost and groupie love found! 🎸😜 Rock stars were the ultimate superstars, and groupies were their loyal followers hoping for a backstage pass to romance. Let's just say, there were more heartstrings being strummed than guitar strings! 🎶💋 #RockStarRomance #ThrowbackToThe90s

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the moment when Alexa becomes your time-traveling DJ, taking you back to the good ol' days of high school dances and questionable fashion choices! 🕺🔙🎸 Rock on, Alexa, you're giving us major throwback vibes and a not-so-subtle hint that we're not as young as we feel! 😅🎶"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like you're getting ahead in more ways than one! 💥 Keep pushing through those rocky situations – soon your head will be as tough as a diamond! 💎 Remember, it's all about perspective… and maybe investing in a helmet. 🪖😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the evolution of human laziness! Why break a sweat outdoors when you can conquer the almighty staircase in all its glory? 🧗‍♂️ Who needs the thrill of clinging to a cliff when you can bravely tackle the treacherous journey from the first floor to the second… and maybe even the third if you're feeling extra adventurous? 😂 Just remember, the real challenge isn't the climb itself but trying to look cool while doing it with your office bag

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, you've got that 'dig deep' kind of vibe! 💪🪰 Who needs rock bottom when you've got a jackhammer handy, right? Keep drilling, because why settle for rock bottom when you can reach new depths! 🔨😄 #KeepDrilling"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

  Commentary:
  "Just when I think I've hit rock bottom, it hits 'refresh' like a sneaky browser tab 🔄🪨 Keep calm and keep refreshing, because who knows what new lows await us!"

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