29 Funny salad quotes

• Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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  44 minutes ago

  cleverness, common, common sense, fruit, fruit salad, humor, knowledge, salad, sense, tomato, wisdom

• “Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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  53 minutes ago

  adult, adult decision, choice, decision, food, food choice, fry, humor, life, life choice, priorities, salad

• There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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  2 hours ago

  cheese, culture, food, humor, photo, photography, reason, salad, smile

• My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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  3 hours ago

  alcohol, chocolate, heart, jeans, salad, wine

• At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

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  4 hours ago

  bacon, cooking, diet, food, humor, i, point, question, salad

• When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

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  6 hours ago

  eat, food, fridge, going, hands, humor, i, laziness, lemon, lemons, life, me, next, procrastination, put, salad

• Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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  21 hours ago

  air, air fryer, brew, bro, Caesar, caesar salad, cold, cold brew, food, food trend, found, fryer, healthy, healthy food, high protein, i, Instagram, media, oats, overnight, overnight oats, recipe, salad, social, social media, trend, trendy, trendy food, try

• The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

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  3 weeks ago

  eating, food, healthy, healthy eating, humor, joke, problem, salad

• I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

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  1 month ago

  adult, am, antidepressant, doing, eating, floss, flossing, going, here, humor, i, idiot, irony, just, laundry, little, responsibility, salad, self-care, taking, teeth, walk, walks, want, whatever

• The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

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  1 month ago

  convenience, delivery, door, DoorDash, food, food delivery, half, hour, humor, i, just, miracle, phone, pick, punch, salad, spending, technology, things

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