20 Funny salad quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

  Commentary:
  "Show those leafy freeloaders who's boss! 🥗💪🌿😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew salad could be so serious? 🥗😆 Maybe it needs some stand-up dressing! Just lettuce know when you want a good chuckle with your greens! 🥬😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said you can't have your candy and eat it too clearly never heard of the Halloween salad bowl diet! It's all about balance… and a little bit of trick-or-treating magic."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

  Commentary:
  🥗😂 "Ah, the infamous Caesar Salad – the only salad that requires a stab-proof vest before consumption! A true gladiator in the world of leafy greens. Watch out, Julius Caesar, these croutons mean business! 🗡️🥗"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a boring salad when you can have a 'salad on crust' with extra cheese for that touch of irony? 🥗🍕 #PizzaIsMyKindOfSalad"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

  Commentary:
  📰🥗🤔 Extra! Extra! Read all about it! 🤣 Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is shocking the internet by having salad for dinner tonight! Time to brace yourselves for this groundbreaking update, folks! Will her friends survive this unexpected turn of events? Stay tuned for more riveting updates from the world of social media dining! 🥗💻 #SaladDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

  Commentary:
  Well, as they say, a salad without chocolate is just a sad Bowl of Leaves 🥗🍫 Just remember, when your salad starts resembling a Willy Wonka fever dream, you might have crossed the line from healthy eating to a cocoa calamity! 🍫😜

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a boring salad when you can have a deluxe sandwich masterpiece topped with Big Mac sauce? 🥗➡️🥪 Now that's how you turn a sad salad into a happy meal! 🤣🍔 #SaladUpgrade #SandwichGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

  Commentary:
  "Salad: the ultimate rejection pile turned healthy masterpiece! 🥗 Who knew that pushing food to the side could result in such leafy goodness? 😄 It's like art, but with veggies! 🎨 #SaladInnovation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's having a serious case of spud-sweats! 🥔💦 Mayo-drenched marathon, anyone? 😅 #PotatoSaladProblems"

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