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Funny salad quotes

Nov 15
Share →: Do we barbecue with women or without salad?
Oct 3
Share →: Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.
Sep 22
Share →: One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.
Sep 22
Share →: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Sep 22
Share →: “Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.
Sep 22
Share →: There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.
Sep 22
Share →: My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”
Sep 22
Share →: At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?
Sep 22
Share →: Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.
Sep 22
Share →: Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.