Funny Salad Quotes That Will Have You Laughing While You Toss! 🥗😂

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

3 months ago2 months ago

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

3 months ago2 months ago

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

4 months ago2 months ago

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

5 months ago2 months ago

Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

5 months ago2 months ago

Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

5 months ago2 months ago

Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

Nov 15, 20232 months ago

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

Oct 3, 20232 months ago

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

Sep 22, 20232 months ago

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Sep 22, 2023May 6, 2024

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 22, 2023

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 1, 2023

My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Sep 22, 20232 months ago