Funny shoot quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the days of being a human dance floor are over! 💃🚫🕺 Don't miss those bullets whizzing by your toes one bit! 😄💥 #DancingWithoutFear

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew hurricanes had beef with bullets? 🤷‍♂️ Better stick to researching weather patterns instead of playing Weatherman Rambo! 🌪️💥 #ScienceVsStorms"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

  Commentary:
  🚀 "Looks like shooting for the stars is turning into a game of cosmic catch with the neighbors! Space junk or friendly gift, that's for you to decide 🤷‍♂️💫."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Sounds like your bathroom is hosting a secret toothpaste Olympics! 🦷💥 Who needs a toothbrush when you've got toothpaste cannons in the house? Watch out for those little toothpaste snipers! 🔫😆 #KidsWillBeKids

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the joy of experiencing the unexpected sinus cleanse brought on by uncontrollable laughter! 🥂😂 Just imagine the stories you'd have to tell at parties after a comical beverage mishap like that. Who needs a boring, nose-drip-free life when you can have memorable moments like these instead? 😉👃

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

  Commentary:
  📸💍 When engagement photo shoots have you wondering if the ring's bling is compensating for something, honey! 😂💁‍♀️ Who needs a photo to prove they found love when they've already posted a million relationship updates?! 🤳🤣 Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but a great sense of humor is priceless! 💎😜 #SorryNotSorry

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

  Commentary:
  "Men taking the pill? Now that's what you call a true 'bulletproof' plan! 🚫💊😂 Who knew unloading the gun could be the ultimate form of contraception! 🔫😏 #SafeAndSound"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe we should bring back the 'send annoying people to the sun' policy for some eco-friendly decluttering 😂🚀 Less pollution on earth, more space in the universe! Time to launch a few rockets – adios, annoying Earthlings! 👋🌞"

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