16 Funny simple quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic "meeting within a meeting" trap – a modern-day inception! 🤯 Just when you thought you were about to wrap things up, bam, another can of worms gets opened. 🐛 It's like a never-ending Russian nesting doll of discussions. 😂 Time to sharpen those questioning skills and avoid getting sucked into the meeting vortex! ☕

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the beauty of math and dental hygiene combined! 😁✨ Who knew arithmetic and oral health could go hand in hand? It's all about that simple meth, folks! Just make sure you're not subtracting too many teeth from the equation! 🦷➖🤓"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal mystery of men – wanting everything and nothing all at once, keeping us on our toes! 🤷‍♂️ It's like trying to nail Jell-O to a wall – ever so slightly confusing yet undeniably amusing! 😂 Just when you think you've figured it out, they switch things up on you! 💼🙃

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the eternal struggle of wanting to devour everything in sight but also magically lose weight! 🍔🤷‍♀️ Who needs logic when you can just skip straight to the end result, right? 🤣 #DietDilemmas

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic game of "Excuse Roulette" where each excuse is like a different piece of colorful candy in a candy store 🍬🎲! It's all fun and games until you realize you've exhausted your excuse inventory and you're left with the good old "my dog ate my homework" 🐶📚. Time to get creative and think outside the box!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to get off the floor after a workout be like 🐢💪 Just trying to avoid the struggle and embrace the grace 😅 #TurtleMoves"

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