20 Funny simple quotes

• A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

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  2 months ago

  beginning, conversation, hi, humor, interaction, relationships, simple, social, social interaction, therapy

• Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

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  2 months ago

  attention, desire, girls, humor, only, relationship, simple, thing, want

• The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

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  2 months ago

  25, age, anything, confusion, expectations, finish, i, job, life, marriage, married, plan, school, simple, understand

• I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

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  2 months ago

  another, ask, discussion, frustration, hate, humor, i, meeting, productivity, question, simple, thought, work

• Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

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  2 months ago

  humor, joke, meth, people, simple, teeth

• Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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  2 months ago

  always, different, everything, humor, men, nothing, relationship, same, simple, sometimes, time, times, want

• It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

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  2 months ago

  diet, eat, eating, fitness, food, health, humor, i, just, less, simple, simplicity, want, weigh, weight

• Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

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  2 months ago

  call, creativity, excuse, honesty, humor, i, procrastination, simple, used, work

• My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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  2 months ago

  back, exercise, fitness, flip, floor, goals, humor, ID, just, looking, motivation, over, simple, struggle, trying, turtle, workout

• Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

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  3 months ago

  care, else, getting, hair, hair salon, hair wash, joy, personal, personal care, pleasure, relaxation, salon, self-care, simple, simple pleasure, someone, wash

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