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Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Commentary:
Oh, the drama of socks trying to navigate the complexities of monogamy! 🧦💔 Some seek the comfort of a long-term relationship with a shoe, while others prefer to explore the world solo or play the field with various mismatched companions. It's a sock-eat-sock world out there! 😉 #SocksLife
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

Commentary:
"Who needs a marriage certificate when you've got divorce experience? It's all about that perfect balance of commitment and independence 😅💔 #RelationshipStatusExpert"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

Commentary:
"Ah, fairy tales… where princes are always the epitome of perfection – intelligent, charming, and conveniently single! 🤴🏼✨ Forget happily ever after, I'm still waiting for my fairy godmother to conjure up such a prince in real life! 😄🌟"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

Commentary:
"I'm so single, even my phone's predictive text gives up on me before I can send any drunk texts 📵🥂 #HopelessRomantic"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

Commentary:
Looks like she received a surprise package 🎁 with a one-way ticket to Splitsville! 🎫 Looks like someone need to brush up on their surprise game! 😂 #SurpriseFail
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

Commentary:
"🐶 Who needs a human emergency contact when you have a loyal furry friend ready to fetch help at a moment's notice? Single life level: Expert. 😂"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

Commentary:
"Looks like the remote control just became the most important utensil at this table! 📺🍴 Who needs to taste food when you can feast your eyes on some quality entertainment, right? Bon appétit and good luck with your TV menu selection! 😄"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Single, not sure how to mingle.

Commentary:
"Still trying to figure out this whole 'mingle' thing… Should I bring snacks? 🤔🍕 Or just myself as the main dish? 😅🍽️ #SingleStruggles"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

Commentary:
When the quest for the perfect show is more important than your growling stomach… 🤔🍔📺 Better bring out the popcorn and start the search for your culinary and entertainment match made in heaven! Who needs food when you've got the drama unfolding on screen? 🍿😂 #FirstWorldPriorities
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Single by choice. Just not my choice.

Commentary:
"Single by choice. Just not my choice. 🤷‍♂️ Forever swiping left on fate's dating app! 😂 #SingleLife"