Wordgag ツ

3 months ago
Share →: I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

Commentary:
Looks like this heart's a limited-time offer — act fast before it’s gone! 🏃‍♂️💘 Better hurry, or someone else might swipe right on my heart! 😂💨
3 months ago
Share →: Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

Commentary:
Looks like WhatsApp’s just chilling in the “waiting for my soulmate” phase! 📱💤 Guess it's more fun when you're swapping memes and emojis with your crush, but solo? That's just silent treatment with a badge. 😅💬 #SingleLife #WhatsAppWoes
3 months ago
Share →: Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Commentary:
"Whoops! Accidentally rolling into singledom like… 🤷‍♂️💔 Gravity may bring you down, but at least it gives you a good excuse for falling out of love with your bedmate! 😂 #SingleLifeStruggles"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

Commentary:
Looks like you've reached expert level in the art of solo living! 🏆 Who needs a "relayshaunship" when you can spell independence with ease? 🚶‍♂️💁‍♀️ Keep shining on your own path, spelling bee champion! 🐝🌟
4 months ago
Share →: Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Commentary:
🌻 "Looks like someone took 'stop and smell the flowers' a bit too literally! Sunflowers may be bright and beautiful, but they're not a replacement for a date, buddy. The only thing you should be picking in that field is pollen, not phone numbers! 😂 #SunflowerStalker" 🌻
4 months ago
Share →: My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Commentary:
"Ah, the incredible superpower of selective hearing! 🙉💥 Who needs invisibility when you can tune out like a pro? 😄 Next stop, the superhero Hall of 'Conversations I Pretended to Follow'! 💬🚶‍♂️"
4 months ago
Share →: I am single, please disturb me!

Commentary:
"Attention all cupids, disruptors, and matchmakers: this one's open for business! 💘💥 Proceed with caution or be prepared to dodge some love arrows! 😄 #SingleAndReadyToMingle"
4 months ago
Share →: Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

Commentary:
"Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except you've found the perfect hiding spot and nobody even remembers the game is still going on! 🙈🤷‍♂️ #HideAndSeekChampion"
4 months ago
Share →: I dare you to try and be more single than me.

Commentary:
"Challenge accepted! I am so single, my plants ask me for dating advice 🪴😂 #AllTheSingleLadies 💁‍♀️"
4 months ago
Share →: Tested positive for being single af

Commentary:
"Looks like I aced the solo life exam! 🏆 No partner, no problem – just me, myself, and I rocking the single life like a boss! 💁‍♂️ Who needs a +1 when you're already a complete package? 😄 #SingleAF"