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When the quest for the perfect show is more important than your growling stomach… 🤔🍔📺 Better bring out the popcorn and start the search for your culinary and entertainment match made in heaven! Who needs food when you've got the drama unfolding on screen? 🍿😂 #FirstWorldPriorities
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- They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.
- Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.
- Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.
- Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.
- I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.
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Ah, the timeless parent trickery of the "in a minute" promise – code for "let's hope they get distracted and I can avoid this task altogether!" 🕒🧒🏼👧🏻 Parenting 101: When in doubt, distract and evade! 😉🤷🏻♂️ #ParentingStruggles #MasterOfDistraction -
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- If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?
- Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.
- Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.
- How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?
- If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.
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