Funny quotes soul

Funny soul quotes

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

1 month ago

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

1 month ago

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

1 month ago

I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

3 months ago

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

3 months ago

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

3 months ago

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

3 months ago

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

3 months ago

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

3 months ago