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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.
I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.
There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.
As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!
My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

Commentary:
"Well, at least he's got a hot property deal! 🔥😈💸"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

Commentary:
"Nothing like turning up the volume and pretending you're the lead singer of the world's most exclusive one-person band! 🚗🎶😎 #SoulfulSoloJam"
1 month ago
Share →: Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

Commentary:
"Don't worry, angel, I'll form a support group with the unicorns 🦄 and rainbows 🌈 to handle all this overwhelming perfection!"
1 month ago
Share →: Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

Commentary:
"Sounds like your soul could use a GPS! 😅🔍💖"
1 month ago
Share →: I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Commentary:
"Glad you found it! Sometime they like to play hide and seek. 😄🕵️‍♂️✨"
1 month ago
Share →: Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: my soulmate is a ghost and we've been playing hide-and-seek forever! 👻🔍💔"
3 months ago
Share →: My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old conundrum of having a 'spiritually bankrupt' wallet and a 'financially empty' soul! 🤣💸 Perhaps a little retail therapy could fill that void…or at least help us forget about it momentarily! 😉"
3 months ago
Share →: Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless negotiations of life – who knew that the price of a soul could be measured in snacks rather than gold coins? A tempting offer indeed, with an insatiable appetite as the driving force behind all soulful transactions. Bon appétit, dear soul-seekers, bon appétit!"
3 months ago
Share →: Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Commentary:
"Having strangers vomit their beliefs is like an unwelcome buffet for your soul 🤮. Keep that soul cleanse and stick to your own recipe, thank you very much! 💁‍♂️😆"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

Commentary:
"Sorry, negativity, I've got no time for you 🔥✨ Let's keep the soul's burning party going! 💃🕺"