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Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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629 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,222

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17,352

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15,222

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Making waves on Threads:

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

Just shared via Twitch:

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

Going viral on Threads:

Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

Just shared via Discord:

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

Trending via Facebook:

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

Spotted on X:

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

Going bananas on Threads:

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

86 shares on WeChat this month:

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

45 shares on Twitch this month:

This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

73 shares on Threads this month:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

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Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

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Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

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Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

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Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

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Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

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Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

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I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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629 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,222

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17,352

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15,222

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

My lips could use some attention today.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

First World War. Kind of nervous.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Threads:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

Going bananas on Threads:

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

Going viral on X:

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

Going viral on Twitch:

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

Live now on WeChat:

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

Going viral on Messenger:

I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

Just landed via WeChat:

If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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