Funny soul quotes

I don't have time for anything that doesn't set my soul on fire.

I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Unfortunately, I wasn't built for casual dating, I'm only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025