Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight. Posted on6 days ago
As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching! Posted on1 week ago
My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet” Posted on1 week ago
The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about. Posted on1 week ago
There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka. Posted on2 weeks ago