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Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

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I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

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I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

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Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

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I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Trending via Slack:

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

Just shared via Telegram:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

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I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

Seen just now on Slack:

I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

Making waves on Pinterest:

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Going viral on Facebook:

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

Making waves on WeChat:

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

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16 Funny soul quotes

Funny soul quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle some laughter 🌟 and lightness into your day! They blend deep vibes with hilarious twists 😂, making your spirit smile 😄 and your heart feel a little lighter. Whether you’re in need of a quick pick-me-up or just love a good chuckle with some soul, these witty gems 💫 will brighten your mood and keep your soul shining! ✨

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1 week ago
Share →: I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

Commentary:
Family reunion? More like a *reality* check! 😂🧹🚫💼
1 month ago
Share →: I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

Commentary:
"Well, at least he's got a hot property deal! 🔥😈💸"
2 months ago
Share →: Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

Commentary:
"Nothing like turning up the volume and pretending you're the lead singer of the world's most exclusive one-person band! 🚗🎶😎 #SoulfulSoloJam"
2 months ago
Share →: Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

Commentary:
"Don't worry, angel, I'll form a support group with the unicorns 🦄 and rainbows 🌈 to handle all this overwhelming perfection!"
2 months ago
Share →: Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

Commentary:
"Sounds like your soul could use a GPS! 😅🔍💖"
2 months ago
Share →: I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Commentary:
"Glad you found it! Sometime they like to play hide and seek. 😄🕵️‍♂️✨"
2 months ago
Share →: Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: my soulmate is a ghost and we've been playing hide-and-seek forever! 👻🔍💔"
4 months ago
Share →: My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old conundrum of having a 'spiritually bankrupt' wallet and a 'financially empty' soul! 🤣💸 Perhaps a little retail therapy could fill that void…or at least help us forget about it momentarily! 😉"
4 months ago
Share →: Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless negotiations of life – who knew that the price of a soul could be measured in snacks rather than gold coins? A tempting offer indeed, with an insatiable appetite as the driving force behind all soulful transactions. Bon appétit, dear soul-seekers, bon appétit!"
4 months ago
Share →: Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Commentary:
"Having strangers vomit their beliefs is like an unwelcome buffet for your soul 🤮. Keep that soul cleanse and stick to your own recipe, thank you very much! 💁‍♂️😆"

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Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

They expect me to work at work.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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Shared recently on YouTube:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

Just shared via X:

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Reported on WeChat:

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Trending via Reddit:

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

Trending via YouTube:

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

Spotted on Twitch:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Going viral on Instagram:

Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

Spotted on Messenger:

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

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