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Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.
I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.
Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.
I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

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5 months ago
Share →: “This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between saving money and buying everything on sale 🤑💸 Who needs savings when you can have a closet full of bargains, am I right? 😂 #ShopTillYouDrop"
5 months ago
Share →: Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

Commentary:
Ah, the struggle of the generations past! 🎶💸 Today's youth can simply hit repeat on their favorite song without breaking the bank. Talk about a bargain for their earworm needs! 😄🎵 #DigitalAgeBenefits #ThankYouStreamingPlatforms
5 months ago
Share →: I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'Never mind, it's only 10 bucks' turning into 'Wait, why is my bank account crying?' 💸😂 Remember, it's all fun and games until you check your credit card statement! 💳🔍"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the 'financial generosity' approach – making it rain without checking the weather forecast! 💸☔️ Well, at least you're spreading that money love around, right? 😜💰 #MoneyMatters"
5 months ago
Share →: Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the thrilling paradox of gambling: attempting to get something for nothing, while ending up spending a fortune in the process 🎲💸 It's like chasing after a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, only to find a bill for the rainbow's maintenance fees."
5 months ago
Share →: Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical transformation of wine from 'mommy juice' to 'daddy's little helper' after a day of parenting mayhem 🍷👨‍👩‍👧‍👦💫 #Parenting101 #BottomsUp"
5 months ago
Share →: If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

Commentary:
"If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I'd probably just spend it on more bacon 🥓. After all, why let haters ruin a good bacon-filled moment when you can savor that sizzle instead! 💁‍♂️ #BaconOverBullies"
5 months ago
Share →: I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

Commentary:
"Living that rollercoaster life with our finances like 🎢💸💨 One minute you're feeling like a financial wizard, the next you're wondering where did it all go?! Remember, money can disappear faster than your favorite snack in a busy office breakroom! 😂💸 #WalletWhirlwind"
5 months ago
Share →: They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like your money has mastered the art of saying "see ya later" with a flourish! 💸👋 Maybe it's practicing for a future career in dramatic exits? Keep an eye out for those swanky handkerchiefs next time you're at the ATM! 😄
5 months ago
Share →: Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

Commentary:
"Why spend $300 on shoes when you could have a nugget-fest extravaganza instead? 🍗👠 Leave the expensive kicks for the chickens to peck at, and treat yourself to a banquet of golden nuggets instead! 😂 #ChickenNuggetCouture"