21 Funny star quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

  Commentary:
  How about, "May the drinks be with you at Bar Bar Binks, where you can sip on drinks from a galaxy far, far away! 🍻🌌 #StarWarsCantina"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Texas takes their self-esteem seriously, getting a review right on their flag! ⭐️ Maybe they're just making it easy for others to rate their Lone Star state experience! 🤠 #TexasPride #ReviewMe"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the '90s, a decade of innocence lost and groupie love found! 🎸😜 Rock stars were the ultimate superstars, and groupies were their loyal followers hoping for a backstage pass to romance. Let's just say, there were more heartstrings being strummed than guitar strings! 🎶💋 #RockStarRomance #ThrowbackToThe90s

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like Yoda knew the best order for the Star Wars movies! Maybe he had a sneak peek into the future with the Force. 🌌🎬 May the release date be with you, always!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe the real final frontier is politely knocking before you boldly go! 🖖🚀😄 #SpaceEtiquette"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

  Commentary:
  Looks like his marriage is facing a force to be reckoned with! 🌌💔 May the divorce settlement be fair and may the custody of the collectibles be shared! 🤣 #StarWarsMarriageDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

  Commentary:
  Well, let's face it – Spock does have the whole logical, raised-eyebrow mystique going on! 🖖🤔 Perhaps the crew should invest in a "BS detector" just in case! Live long and prosper… with a hint of skepticism! 🖖🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the infamous staff meeting that no one dares to forget! 😂 Darth Vader really showed his true management style with that forceful display of frustration. It seems like the dark side of the Force wasn't just about battling Jedi, but also about dealing with difficult colleagues. 🌌💼 May the HR department be with you!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it ironic how we all dream of exploring the final frontier in a galaxy far, far away, yet can't shake the feeling that we might end up in a post-apocalyptic desert reality? 🌌🤖🚀 Welcome to the ultimate battle between lightsabers and survival gear! May the force (and gasoline) be with you!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

  Commentary:
  Looks like autocorrect just gave Bob some fancy new appendages! 🦶🌟 May the force be with his unique choice in characters! 😂 #AutocorrectFail

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