Funny stealing quotes

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

As I'm moonwalking away, they didn't even notice I had stolen a brownie.

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Schrodinger's Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025