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Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

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