13 Funny taylor quotes

• Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

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  8 hours ago

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• Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

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  9 hours ago

  career, celebrity, criticism, entertainment, humor, life, maybe, music, music career, nothing, problem, say, showgirl, swift, taylor, Taylor Swift, time

• Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

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  20 hours ago

  book, celebrity, ever, humor, kelce, longer, music, prenup, read, reading, relationship, sports, swift, taylor, Taylor Swift, travis, Travis Kelce

• Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

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  2 months ago

  comedy, crime, entertainment, health, helpful, humor, mental, mental health, mental wellness, music, music taste, playlist, should, Spotify, suggestions, swift, taste, taylor, therapy, top, true, true crime, wellness

• I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

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  2 months ago

  admiration, beloved, celebrity, celebrity fan, close, connection, doing, fan, friend, humor, i, personal, personal connection, swift, taylor, Taylor Swift, today, wonder

• Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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  2 months ago

  bad, break, break up, feeling, humor, love, music, relatable, relationship, song, swift, taylor, Taylor Swift

• You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

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  2 months ago

  DM, funny situation, music, outdoor, outside, romance, situation, speaker, swift, taylor, Taylor Swift, window

• I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

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  2 months ago

  again, celebrity, football, game, guy, humor, i, sports, swift, taylor, Taylor Swift, today, wonder

• I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

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  2 months ago

  alarm, always, earlier, five, humor, i, listen, minutes, morning, morning routine, music, procrastination, routine, swift, taylor, Taylor Swift, wake, wake up

• Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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  2 months ago

  cart, corral, humor, people, return, shopping, shopping cart, should, song, swift, taylor, Taylor Swift

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