13 Funny taylor quotes

• Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

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  1 week ago

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• I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

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  1 week ago

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• Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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  1 week ago

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• You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

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  1 week ago

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• I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

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  3 weeks ago

  guitar, humor, lyric, man, music, never, play, relationship, stereotype, swift, taylor, Taylor Swift, tell, unrealistic

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