25 Funny teeth quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

  Commentary:
  "Sharks with tooth necklaces? Now that's a fashion statement that'll make you think twice about going for a swim! 🦈💎😬 Just when you thought sharks couldn't get any scarier… they accessorize! Better brush extra well to keep those chompers safe!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs wisdom teeth when you can have 'responsible decision-making' teeth instead? 🤪🦷 Imagine brushing with hindsight toothpaste every morning! 😜 #AdultingUpgrade"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

  Commentary:
  Oh, absolutely, no stress at all! Just casually transforming into a human nutcracker for the sheer thrill of it! 😬💪 Who needs a jawbreaker when you can grind your teeth for free, am I right? Keep up the dental workout, it's all smiles here! 😂🦷 #GnashingAndRelaxing

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

  Commentary:
  "Life's too short to hold back those pearly whites! Flash that smile while you've still got all your chompers intact! 😁🦷 #SmileBright"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

  Commentary:
  Well, maybe the dentist just needs some high-definition close-ups of your pearly whites for their Instagram feed! 📸😁 Who knows, your teeth might be camera-shy and prefer the spotlight of an x-ray! 😂 #DentalDrama

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