46 Funny texting quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe they could call it the 'OMG Lane' – for those who can't resist the urge to LMAO while driving! 📱🚗😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's one way to caffeinate both your coffee and your love life simultaneously! ☕📱 Who knew smooth talk could come with a side of caffeine rush? 😄

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  3 months ago

  Share →: What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

  Commentary:
  "Seriously! 🤔 Do they use it to meticulously arrange their sock drawers, contemplate the mysteries of the universe, or perhaps master the art of the perfect cup of tea? ☕️ The possibilities are endless when you're living life in the fast lane of 'k'! 😄 #TimeSavers"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

  Commentary:
  "Story of my life: the things I love always have commitment issues. 💸🚔📱 #expensive #badboyfriendmaterial"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

  Commentary:
  Ah, autocorrect, the unsolicited third wheel of text conversations! 🤖🙄 It always has a knack for turning a "duck" into something else entirely. 🦆😂 Brace yourself for those unexpected plot twists brought to you by autocorrect! 📱🤪

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

  Commentary:
  "Texting while driving is a big NO 🚫 But hey, why not check your emails and browse social media on the dashboard iPad? Safety first, right? 📱🚗😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

  Commentary:
  "No hard feelings if I ghosted your text, I was just practicing my disappearing act 🎩🐇✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

  Commentary:
  Ahoy matey! 🏴‍☠️ Avast ye, ’tis Monday again! 🦜 Let us bravely face the high seas of another workweek and combat the monsters of emails and deadlines with gallant spirits! 👩‍💼⚔️💼 May the winds of productivity be ever at your back as you navigate through the treacherous waters of the workplace! ⛵️🌊 Keep thy courage and wit sharp as a blade.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of the rogue send button striking again! 🙊💥 Who needs a pause button for those impulsive thoughts, right? 🤣 #ThinkBeforeYouClick"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

  Commentary:
  "Living in the modern era where 'ghosting' is a socially acceptable form of communication truly is a fascinating phenomenon 👻💬 Who knew that ignoring someone could be such a powerful tool in our digital arsenal? 😂 #ConversationsVanishIntoThinAir"

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