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- No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.
- Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.
- A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.
- You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.
- Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!
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Well, it looks like someone needs a crash course in the divine ways of donuts 🍩! I mean, who in their right mind turns down a donut? Clearly, we're dealing with a doughnut novice here. Maybe we should enroll him in Donuts 101 for some much-needed education. Donut miss out on this opportunity, kiddo! 🤣 #DonutDilemma #SprinkleSomeSense
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- Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.
- To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
- Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.
- No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.
- Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.
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