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49 Funny thanks quotes

Funny thanks quotes are the secret ingredient to spice up your gratitude game with a dash of humor and a wink ๐Ÿ˜‰. Whether you’re thanking a friend for their epic dance moves or just appreciating the barista for that perfect coffee โ˜•, these quotes will have everyone chuckling while feeling appreciated ๐Ÿ˜‚. Perfect for cards, texts, or social media posts, they’re a delightful way to say thanks with a giggle! ๐ŸŽ‰

Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

Posted onJan 28, 2025

โ€œYouโ€™re so self-aware!โ€ Thanks, itโ€™s ruining my life.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

โ€œDonโ€™t shoot your gun at the hurricaneโ€ the government says. Iโ€™ll do my own research, thanks.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Turning to the person next to me and saying โ€œthanks for nothingโ€ as I get off the train.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

โ€œYouโ€™re so funny!โ€ Thanks, I didnโ€™t get laid in high school.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I offered my nephew a donut and he said โ€œno thanks, Iโ€™m not hungry right nowโ€ and I donโ€™t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers โ€œNo thanks, I had lunch yesterday.โ€

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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