57 Funny thanks quotes

• I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

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  1 week ago

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• “You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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  1 week ago

  anxiety, around, awkwardness, comfortable, communication, humor, quiet, sarcasm, social, social anxiety, thanks

• I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

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  1 week ago

  bananas, culture, forget, gwen, Gwen Stefani, humor, i, joke, memory, music, never, pop, pop culture, spell, spelling, stefani, thanks

• Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

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  1 week ago

  door, housefly, humor, i, joke, leaving, low, open, pest, running, thanks

• Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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  1 week ago

  age, AI, being, digital, digital age, gap, generational, generational gap, having, humor, internet, irony, parents, technology, tell, thanks, told, trust, us

• “Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

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  1 week ago

  actually, AI, communication, comprehension, email, humor, i, intended, person, read, reading, said, sarcasm, summary, technology, thanks

• “Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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  1 week ago

  anxiety, bravery, calm, confidence, courage, done, everything, fear, humor, humor quote, i, motivation, relatable, scared, self-awareness, self-improvement, thanks, turn

• “You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

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  2 weeks ago

  actually, communication, conversation, humor, i, interaction, me, over, quiet, sarcasm, social, social interaction, speak, talk, talking, thanks, tried, twice

• Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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  2 weeks ago

  alligator, hand, humor, irony, own, research, safety, sign, stick, thanks, warning, zoo

• Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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  2 weeks ago

  communication, humor, know, mad, sarcasm, thanks, tone, writing

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