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Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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15,486

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Jan 5, 2026

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Making waves on Slack:

Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

Breaking via Slack:

If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

Going viral on WeChat:

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

Breaking via Slack:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

Going viral on Twitch:

Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

Going viral on Discord:

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

50 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

40 shares on Facebook this month:

When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

15 shares on Threads this month:

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

19 shares on Threads this month:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

61 shares on Telegram this month:

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

14 shares on Snapchat this month:

A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

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I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

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Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

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Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

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Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

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The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

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15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,247

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

In the coffee shop, booing everyone who orders decaf.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Just shared via Slack:

“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

Trending via Telegram:

I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

Going viral on Telegram:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Seen just now on YouTube:

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

Going viral on WeChat:

Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

Making waves on Slack:

I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

Shared recently on Discord:

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Spotted on Slack:

Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

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