Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: "Oh crap, moving again!"

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Commentary:
"Imagine being an insect hitching a ride on a car, thinking you've found a cozy spot, only to realize you're on a never-ending road trip! 🦗🚗 Talk about a bug's version of 'moving' troubles! 🤣"

Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

Commentary:
"Reminder: Just because the map says there's a road, doesn't mean your car won't end up off-roading! 🗺️🚗 #MapFail #TrustIssuesWithGPS"

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I've left most of mine at home.

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone took 'traveling light' a bit too literally! 🚂💼😅 #ForgetfulTraveler #MinimalistGoals"

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

Commentary:
"Hotel bath towels: the ultimate packing challenge. 🛁🧳 Who needs weights at the gym when you can just lug around one of these bad boys all day? 💪😅 #SuitcaseProblems"

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Commentary:
"Rule #1 for family reunions: Always be the designated driver and bring your own car; bonus points if it's a getaway vehicle! 🚗💨 Who needs to stay for awkward small talk when you can make a quick exit in style? #FamilyDramaDetour"

Don't ever forget where you came from. That's where you left your car.

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Commentary:
"Don't ever forget where you came from. That's where you left your car 🚗… and probably a lot of memories too! Just follow the trail of breadcrumbs… or tire tracks, whichever works!" 😄🚙 #LostandFound #NeverForget

When waiting for a flight, there's always one guy at the gate that makes you think, "As long as I'm not sitting next to him, I'll be fine."

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

Commentary:
Ah, the infamous gate lurker, the one passenger who has you praying to the travel gods for any seat that's not adjacent to his! 🙏✈️ Just remember, a noisy neighbor may be annoying, but at least he won't steal your armrest (hopefully)! 🙅‍♂️😂 #FlyingFollies

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Commentary:
"Who needs a sunroof when you can have a sunwoof instead? 🐶☀️ Perfect for those four-legged passengers who just want to feel the wind in their fur! Just make sure they don't get too carried away and start giving driving directions. 😄🚗"

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

Commentary:
"Airlines be like: 🛫 'Here's a complimentary napkin to dry those tears of despair!' 💸✈️ 'Oh you want to change your flight? That'll be $8700, plus an arm and a leg please!' 😂 #FlyingStruggles"

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Commentary:
"Love makes you do crazy things! 🌟 Who knew New Jersey could be a destination for blossoming romance? 💕 Putting aside pride for love is like discovering a hidden gem in the Garden State! 🌺 #LoveKnowsNoBoundaries"