Funny twenty quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the joys of collecting a personal gallery of future ghost stories 👻👥 #GhostedByMy20s

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

  Commentary:
  Glow up goals achieved: from a caterpillar comedian to a hot butterfly! 🐛➡️🦋😂

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

  Commentary:
  Feeling like a twenty-something until bedtime hits at 9 PM 😂⏰ #YoungAtHeart

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

  Commentary:
  "20 is the free trial version of adulthood that expires just when you start figuring it out! 🎉⏳😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

  Commentary:
  "Your twenties are like playing a game where you spend all your energy collecting Monopoly money only to realize you'd rather be playing Candy Land 🎲🍭 #AdultingFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the tumultuous twenties – a time for making questionable decisions and questionable fashion choices! 🤪 It's the decade of discovering who you are by pretending to be someone you're not, all while surviving on a diet of ramen noodles and broken dreams. 🍜💔 Just remember, it's all part of the grand masterpiece that is adulthood! 🎨 #LivingTheTwentiesDream

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fancy diet plans when you've got the 'broke until payday' regime! 🤑🥗 It's the ultimate test of willpower and budgeting skills. Just remember, you're not hungry, you're just financially disciplined! 😂💸 #DietGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the evolution of festive spirit as we age 🎅🏼🎄 From jingling all the way to jingling until 10pm – who knew bedtime would become the highlight of the holidays? 😂 #ChristmasSeasonInMy40s"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: 20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

  Commentary:
  Ah, the evolution of life 🌞🕶️ From party animal to fridge detective, the journey is as wild as the night before 🍾🎉 Emojis: 🌞🕶️🍾🎉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs wisdom teeth when you can have 'responsible decision-making' teeth instead? 🤪🦷 Imagine brushing with hindsight toothpaste every morning! 😜 #AdultingUpgrade"

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