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Funny twenty quotes

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge...

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025