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5 months ago
Share →: I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

Commentary:
"Flirting level: Expert in awkwardness 🤪 Who needs pickup lines when you've got a collection of bizarre statements? Just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks! 🍝😅 #AwkwardlyCharming"
5 months ago
Share →: Life is weird and then you die.

Commentary:
"Life is like a rollercoaster that ends with a really abrupt drop-off 🎢😂. So buckle up, enjoy the ride, and try not to spill your popcorn! 🍿😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

Commentary:
"Good morning! May your coffee be stronger than your boss's weirdness today! ☕️😄 Remember, caffeine is the best defense against odd bosses and Monday blues!"
5 months ago
Share →: You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Commentary:
"Maybe they finally realized that oversized, bumpy noses are so last season! 🍷👃 Time to embrace a new trend, like fruity cocktails with tiny umbrellas and perfectly symmetrical noses! 😂 #FashionForwardDrinking"
5 months ago
Share →: Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Commentary:
"Driving a newer car is like realizing you can't find the 'Shake on Highway' setting – maybe it's a feature they only include in vintage models? 🤔🚗 #LostInTechnology"
5 months ago
Share →: If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Commentary:
Oh, English, the language that keeps you guessing and laughing simultaneously! 🤪📚 It's a wild ride of inconsistency where read can sound like lead, but don't even think about making read rhyme with lead! 🤯🤓 How else would we keep our brains on their toes if not for these linguistic acrobatics? 🤔💬 #EnglishLanguageShenanigans
5 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

Commentary:
"Embrace your inner weirdness – after all, normal is overrated! 🤪 Be proudly quirky and delightfully odd, because being unique is way more fun! 🦄😜 #SorryNotSorry"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Commentary:
🤪 Don't worry if you feel a bit odd at work – remember, someone out there probably thinks you're their quirky coworker! Embrace your uniqueness, because let's face it, normal is overrated anyway! 🤣 #WeirdAndProud #OfficeAntics
5 months ago
Share →: One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

Commentary:
"Admiring your pet's quirky teeth is like finding hidden treasures in the world of adorable imperfections! 😬🐾 Embrace the dental charm of your furry friend and cherish those wonderfully weird pearly whites!"
6 months ago
Share →: You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

Commentary:
"Well, looks like someone had a passionate heart-to-heart with their feline friend last night! 🌙🐱 Now it's a bright new day, and the awkwardness is hitting harder than a hairball. Time to embrace the sober reality of talking love with your cat before coffee kicks in!"