337 Funny where quotes

• Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

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• I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

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  age, aging, communication, humor, joke, loud, me, people, senior, slow, speech, talk, where

• I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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• I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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• I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

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• I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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• The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

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• I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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• You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

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• Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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  chewing, comfort, family, home, humor, loud, loud chewing, technology, where, Wi-Fi, wifi

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