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6 months ago
Share →: I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet victory of canceled plans! 🎉 Who needs a night out when you can have a cozy night in with Netflix and snacks, am I right? 💁‍♂️ Cancel away, I say – more quality time with my couch awaits! 🛋️ #CancelAllThePlans"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

Commentary:
Ah, the multitasking mastery of adulthood! 🧦👟 Why stop at just tying shoes when you can also contemplate the secrets of the universe or solve world hunger, right? 🤔💭 Keep reaching for the stars, even from tying your shoelaces! 🌟👞 #AdultingGoals
6 months ago
Share →: “I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Commentary:
"🎥🍿🦹‍♂️ Oh, you want a movie where the villain wins? Look no further than the nightly news – where reality TV meets true crime thriller! Stay tuned for more twists and turns than a Hollywood blockbuster! 😉📺 #VillainsInRealLife"
6 months ago
Share →: December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

Commentary:
Ah, December – the month where procrastination thrives and responsibility takes a holiday break, leaving poor January to clean up the mess like the designated driver at the office party 🎉🤷‍♂️ Don't worry, January, we promise to start working on that New Year's resolution…in February! 📆🙈 #JustDecemberThings
6 months ago
Share →: I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect blend of gratitude and existential crisis. 🚗😂 Remember, it's always nice to be polite, even when life tries to run you over!"
6 months ago
Share →: I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Commentary:
"I've reached peak leisure mode after indulging in feasts and cinema escapades for days on end. The only flying I'm interested in now is to another vacation spot! 🍿✈️🥂 #WorkWho?"
6 months ago
Share →: What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

Commentary:
Ah, that must be the "Advanced Eye-Rolling and Sarcasm 101" class! 🤨😜 Remember, laughter is the best medicine… unless you're at an actual medical school, of course! 😆💉 #DoctorJokes
6 months ago
Share →: I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wise realization dawns upon us as we reach that magical age where the urge to speed home after work becomes all too relatable 🚗💨 Who knew our parents were onto something all this time? Maybe stopping to smell the roses can wait until retirement 💼🌹 #Adulting101"
6 months ago
Share →: We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

Commentary:
"Maybe Waldo is a hide-and-seek champion avoiding his fans, or he owes money to the IRS! 🕵️‍♂️💸 Let's turn the tables on Waldo – Where are you hiding, buddy? 🤔🔍"
6 months ago
Share →: I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't hear your negativity over the sound of my music blasting 🎶🔊. My playlist is on full blast, so feel free to come back when you're ready to rock out with me! 😜🎧"