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Ignoring everything around me, and it turns out ignorance really is bliss πππ
121 Funny world quotes
The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.
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Mastering the ancient technique of "fake it till you make it" π§ββοΈπ€ͺπ
I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.
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Finally, some peace and quiet… until my fridge starts partying like it's opening night! πππ
Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.
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Meanwhile, in the cola peace talks: "Can't we all just fizz along?" π₯€βοΈπ
The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, βNah.β
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Sleeping Beauty might have been onto somethingβconsidering investing in a good pillow myself! π΄π
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I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.
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I'm just here for the participation trophy and snacks! π
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You don’t get to comment on the world until you’ve made your bed.
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I guess my opinions have been lying around as long as my unmade bed! ποΈπ€π£οΈ
What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?
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Back then, everyone must have been like, "Is that a bear or my cousin Steve?" πππ»
I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.
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When ignorance was bliss and my biggest worry was accidentally stepping on a Lego! π€―ππ¦Άβ¨
There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.
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Looks like the secret to world peace is dance moves and catchy tunes! Let's get ready for the next global sensation! πΊππ