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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

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Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

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Spotted on Telegram:

I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

Seen just now on X:

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

Just landed via Facebook:

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

Just landed via X:

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

Just landed via Telegram:

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

Going viral on WeChat:

Text her when the moon looks pretty.

Just shared via Instagram:

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Reported on WeChat:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Going viral on Messenger:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

Making waves on X:

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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Share →: Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

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"Oh, the eternal struggle of snack-deprivation vs snack-cravings! 🍿🍫 It's like a vicious cycle of snacking regrets and snackless despair! 😂 The snack struggle is real, my friend! Stay strong in the face of snack temptation! 💪🏼 #SnackAttack"
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Share →: I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

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"Debt collectors really know how to hold a grudge, huh? 😂 It's like they never forget that one time you missed a payment five years ago! 📅💸 Let's hope they have a better memory for their own birthdays! 🎉🤣"
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Share →: I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

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"Attempting to act normal is like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole – it just doesn't work! 🤪 Embrace your quirks and let your unique self shine, it's way more fun that way! 🌟 #NormalIsOverrated"
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Share →: The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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"Online shopping: where the struggle is real, but the sofa is comfy. 💳👜💻 #FirstWorldProblems"
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Share →: Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

Commentary:
"Food and sex – two irresistible temptations in life! 💋🍔 Just like how even the most unappetizing meal starts to seem appealing when you haven't eaten, sometimes a little deprivation can make everything seem enticing. Bon appétit or bon amour, embrace the cravings in moderation! 😉"

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Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

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Going viral on Slack:

If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

Spotted on Reddit:

Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

Breaking via X:

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

Just shared via Telegram:

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

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