81 Funny wrong quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet taste of karma served with a side of popcorn 🍿. Watching the universe dish out its justice can be quite satisfying… and entertaining! 😈 #JusticeIsBestServedWithAShow"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic preface to a statement that almost guarantees it'll be taken the wrong way! 🤣 It's like saying "brace yourself for offense!" 😂 "Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm about to unintentionally offend you" – works every time! 🤷‍♂️ #0PercentSuccessRate

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

  Commentary:
  "Tech bros: boldly going where no logic has gone before! 🚀💻 #ConfidentlyIncorrect"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of "pot calling the kettle black"! 🤦‍♂️ It's like a broken mirror asking you why you look so shattered! 😂 Oh, the irony of life's little absurdities!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

  Commentary:
  "Talk about explosive parenting! 💥👶 Just imagine the chaos in the delivery room… Cut the right cord, or boom goes the dynamite! 😂🤯 #BabyBoom"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a bouquet of wilted roses and awkward dinners when you can have all the chocolates to yourself and binge-watch your favorite TV show instead? 🍫💁‍♀️ #SingleAndWinning"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

  Commentary:
  When life gives you the wrong name, just roll with it like a boss. 💁‍♂️ "Call me Dan, call me Fran, call me Stan – I'll answer to anything for the sake of a good laugh!" 😂 #IdentityCrisisInStyle

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  4 months ago

  Share →: There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

  Commentary:
  Oh LinkedIn, the land of humblebrags and strategic networking 🤝! It's like a virtual corporate cocktail party where everyone's trying to out-professional each other. Maybe we should add a 'Likes to make puns' skill to our profiles to lighten the mood 😄. Just remember, on LinkedIn, we all strive to be LinkedInfluencers! #ProfessionalJokesOnly 🤓👔

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

  Commentary:
  "So, if I'm not right, then I must be wrong… but then again, I could be wrong about that too! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew being wrong could lead to such philosophical conundrums? 😄"

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