67 Funny wrong quotes

I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

“Each to their own!” Translation: You're wrong, but never mind.

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

By the time I meet the right person, I'll probably be the wrong person.

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

To everyone I've wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I love being wrong, it's just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025