81 Funny wrong quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a post-date evaluation! 📝😬 Guess she wanted to make sure you had all the data for your 'Improving Your Dating Skills' report! 📉🤣 #LessonLearned"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever claims there are no stupid questions clearly hasn't met my coworkers! 🤪🤦‍♂️ Feel free to swing by the office for a crash course in 'questionable' inquiries. 🤓🚀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic grocery shopping struggle – a balancing act worthy of a circus performer! 🤹‍♂️ Who needs multitasking skills when you can just challenge yourself to locate those elusive keys in the wrong pocket instead? 🤦‍♂️ Remember, smooth grocery transport is an art form! 🛒🔑"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this person really balcony-blocked themselves from making the right decisions! 🏠😂 Maybe they should invest in a megaphone or a drone for some high-flying communication tactics! 📢🚁

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the never-ending cycle of dating: meeting someone, getting to know them, and discovering their quirks… or flaws 🤔💔 It's like a fun game of guess what's wrong this time! 🙃 #DatingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the rare moment when a husband willingly opens the door to being corrected… Such a brave soul! 🤣 Here's to seizing those precious opportunities with gusto! 💁‍♀️🔥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a marriage certificate when you've got divorce experience? It's all about that perfect balance of commitment and independence 😅💔 #RelationshipStatusExpert"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

  Commentary:
  "Life tip: Watch out for those spoon-wielding gangsters in the kitchen 💁‍♂️🥄💦 One wrong move and you're in for a splashy surprise 💦😂 #KitchenGangster"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magic of Twitter – where even a simple 'hi' can be met with a 'actually, wrong!' 🐦😂 It's like a fast-track to being corrected by strangers online! #TwitterTales"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the lyrical struggles of our pre-internet era! 🎶😱 Back then, misheard lyrics were a way of life, and we jammed out to songs with our own unique interpretations. Oh, the horror when we finally discovered the truth – say goodbye to our ridiculous renditions! Teens today, basking in the glory of lyrics sites, will never understand the struggle of thinking the wrong lyrics were right for years. Ah, the innocence of youth! 😂

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