Commentary:
"Who's with me on this petition to flip the hotel check-in and check-out times upside down? It's time to level the playing field for all the late-night party animals and those who just want to squeeze in a few more minutes of snooze! 🛏️⏰ #HotelCheckInRebel"
Commentary:
"When someone's obsessed with you: Cue the 'Yikes!' soundtrack 🙈. When someone's not obsessed with you: Time to bring out the 'WTF?!' dance moves 💃. Moral of the story – balance is key, folks! ⚖️😂"

I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?
Commentary:
"Seriously, who thought two days were enough for lounging in pajamas and binge-watching shows? 😂 Maybe we should start a petition for extended weekends! 🙌 #WeekendWarriors"
Commentary:
"Isn't it funny how our brains are expert linguists in the language of confusion but struggle with the art of laughter? 🤔😂 Maybe we need a crash course in decoding those LOL moments! 🤣 #LostInTranslation"
Commentary:
Ah, the evolution of reactions through the decades! 😂 In your 20s, it's all laughs and fun (LOL!), then comes the 30s with a bit of shock and surprise (OMG!), and finally, the 40s hit you with a big dose of confusion and bewilderment (WTF!). Life's rollercoaster ride of emotions captured in just a few letters! 🎢😄
Commentary:
"Ah, the mysterious case of the disappearing days! It seems that after Tuesday, the week plays a little game of hide-and-seek with our sanity. Just when you think you have a handle on things, *poof*, it's WTF o'clock!"