I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

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Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

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“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

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My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.