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The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

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I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

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Sailors wish they could swear like me.

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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

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I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

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Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.