If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

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I think my type is a nice person.

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It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

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Is Mercury in reggaeton?

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Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.