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  • God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”
  • Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.
  • You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.
  • As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.
  • Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.
  • I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.