I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to peopl… Commentary:"Ah, the mighty power within us all – we can conquer mountains, slay dragons, but heaven forbid we sit through a symphony of chewing! 🙉🍽️ #SelectiveSuperpowers" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them. My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that. I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today. Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening. People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.
