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No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

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On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

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Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

I was having a great day, and then, people.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Dec 25, 2025

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Trending via Threads:

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

Going viral on TikTok:

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

Making waves on Reddit:

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Going viral on Messenger:

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Going viral on Discord:

Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

Just landed via Instagram:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

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My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.
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74 shares on TikTok this month:

Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

83 shares on Discord this month:

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

70 shares on Threads this month:

Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

58 shares on Discord this month:

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

65 shares on Twitch this month:

Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

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I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

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Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

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If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

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Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

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It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

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A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

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Might quit my job to focus on summer.

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Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Manifesting you in my bed.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Slack:

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

Just shared via Instagram:

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

Making waves on YouTube:

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Shared recently on Threads:

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

Going viral on YouTube:

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

Breaking via Discord:

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

Seen just now on X:

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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