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I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.

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Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

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Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

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Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

Just shared via Facebook:

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

Spreading quickly via X:

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Just shared via TikTok:

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Shared recently on WeChat:

It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

Live now on WeChat:

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

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Witty quote about discovering Santa's realness at 16, with a humorous mall twist.

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61 shares on Instagram this month:

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

35 shares on TikTok this month:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

18 shares on Slack this month:

All I think about is death and sex.

14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

22 shares on Telegram this month:

My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

17 shares on Facebook this month:

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

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When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

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Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

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25 is the new 0 years old.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

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My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

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Just shared via Reddit:

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

Breaking via Messenger:

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Making waves on Reddit:

Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

Freshly posted on X:

Microdosing Christmas by being present.

Going viral on X:

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

Going bananas on Telegram:

People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

Going viral on Instagram:

Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

Just landed via Instagram:

Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?

Spotted on X:

Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

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My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

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My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

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