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I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

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Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

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I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

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Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

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Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

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I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

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Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

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After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Seen just now on Discord:

If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

Seen just now on Telegram:

Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

Freshly posted on X:

It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

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Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

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Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

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Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Jan 24, 2025

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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"Ah yes, the classic confusion between age and maturity – it's like mixing up broccoli with chocolate cake! 🧓🏼🤔 Don't worry, being mistaken for an adult is just a sign that you've already mastered the fine art of adulting… or at least looking the part! 😄👔 #ForeverYoung"

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It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

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Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

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Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

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Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

At what age do I delete Snapchat?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

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Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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