Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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“Sorry boss, can’t make it to work today! The great outdoors is calling my name louder than your meetings 🌳🌞 #priorities”

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