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  • I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!
  • I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.
  • If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?
  • Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’
  • Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.
  • Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.