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“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

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Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

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If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

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It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?