Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,587

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Messenger:

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

Just landed via Slack:

Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

Trending via WhatsApp:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

Shared recently on Instagram:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

Shared recently on Discord:

Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

Spotted on Messenger:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

2 months ago

Download image ↓

Commentary:
Trying to understand this conversation is like finding the unicorn of laundry skills! 🦄🧺😂

communication, everyday, fitted, folding, frustration, humor, interaction, patience, people, relatable, sarcasm, sheet, social, social interaction, talking

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

0

2 months ago

bus, endless, first try, humor, just, life, love, music, only, pain, show, song, songs, try, wheel, wheels
Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

0

2 months ago

activity, board, call, calls, fun, funny activity, ghost, ghosts, humor, ouija, Ouija Board, paranormal, paranormal humor, phone, phone call, spooky, spooky fun, unannounced, unannounced call
Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

0

6 months ago

activity, art, fun, fun activity, hangout, lost, lost art, music, music video, relaxation, smoking, smoking weed, video, videos, watching, weed
I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

0

4 months ago

cooking, cooking fail, drank, everything, fail, garbage, hand, hand towel, humor, i, kitchen, literally, over, right, shoulder, towel, understand, while, why, wine
I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

0

2 months ago

ball, dog, dogs, dude, eating, food, having, humor, keep, looking, me, orange, pet, snack, stop
I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

0

2 months ago

band, excited, excitement, fan, favorite, favorite band, humor, i, listen, live, music, noise, rain, seeing, someone, sound, white, white noise

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

20 shares on TikTok this month:

Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

68 shares on Discord this month:

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

58 shares on Discord this month:

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

88 shares on X this month:

An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

56 shares on X this month:

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

Spotted on Twitch:

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Related Funny Posts 🤝

There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨