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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Farting, but with eye contact.

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Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

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What does international law say about a third Margarita?

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My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

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Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

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There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

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I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

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I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

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Sometimes life is “Eat, pray, love,” and sometimes it’s “Scroll, snack, overthink.”

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It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

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My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

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I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

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I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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My recliner and I go way back.

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A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

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The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

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Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

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Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

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Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

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It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

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