Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt youโ€™re okay with eating.
Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt youโ€™re okay with eating.
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"Because who doesn't love a little extra crunch in their diet for that added 'earthy' flavor? ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ˜‚ Just remember, a little dirt won't hurtโ€ฆ hopefully! ๐Ÿ˜‰ #DirtLoversUnite"

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