After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Guess he's dunking on sin now! ๐๐ #HolyHighJump" Related Funny Posts ๐ค I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.” So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life. Imagine hating me and Iโm just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to โIn The Air Tonightโ. We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things. Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.” If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it? โThere are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,โ he said facetiously.