After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess he's dunking on sin now! 🙏🏀 #HolyHighJump" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.” So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life. Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’. If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it? “There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.