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I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

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Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

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Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.