Funny action quotes

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he's in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he's accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I'll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025