15 Funny action quotes

• The circus does not condone the actions being taken by its monkeys.

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  6 days ago

  action, actions, being, circus, humor, monkey, statement, taken

• You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

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  6 days ago

  action, daily, daily life, day, every, fix, humor, internet, life, media, observation, social, social media, stupid, watch

• You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

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  1 week ago

  action, day, every, Facebook, fix, humor, media, social, social media, stupid, watch

• The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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  1 week ago

  action, commitment, confidence, exactly, going, hottest, hottest thing, integrity, man, said, thing

• What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

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  1 week ago

  action, consequence, deserve, done, humor, i, irony, oh, reflection, remember, right

• Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

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  1 week ago

  action, favorite, humor, inaction, least, least favorite, procrastination, take, taking, thing

• I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

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  2 weeks ago

  action, action figure, activity, board, board game, disappointment, expectation, figure, fun, fun activity, game, games, humor, i, me, play, puzzle, relationship, thought, wanted

• There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

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  2 weeks ago

  action, advice, humor, life, life advice, mistake, never, opportunity, perfect, perfection, time

• On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

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  2 weeks ago

  action, actions, average, daily, daily action, else, good, humor, self-deprecation, something, something else

• “I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

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  3 weeks ago

  action, choices, commitment, consequence, consequences, date, destiny, humor, i, irony, life, life choices, relationship, well

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