678 Funny activity quotes

• Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, bike, couple, dynamics, every, experience, figure, fun, fun activity, funny observation, humor, i, observation, pissed, relationship, relationship dynamics, riding, shared, shared experience, tandem, tandem bike, time, try

• Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, carbs, day, effort, exertion, fitness, humor, i, laziness, load, minutes, much, myself, Olympic, quit, rest, sprinter

• Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, box, childhood, fresh, fun, fun activity, jump, knees, nostalgia, play, remember, swing, used

• My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, cancel, dinner, food, friends, fun, fun activity, humor, plans, think

• They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, bull, combine, competition, de, event, france, humor, next, running, should, sport, tour, Tour de France, year

• First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, awkward, awkward moments, date, exactly, first date, fun, fun activity, humor, icebreaker, idea, minutes, moments, person, phones, relationship, surprise, switch

• I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, ball, dog, extravagant, fun, fun activity, great, humor, i, little, looks, pet, tux

• I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, armstrong, around, bike, block, drug, drugs, enhancing, enhancing drug, exercise, humor, i, lance, Lance Armstrong, nostalgia, performance, time, understand

• Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, conversation, conversation starter, crossroads, dark, Dark Lord, every, funny activity, hug, humor, interesting, intrigue, lord, starter, surprise, whisper

• Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, comedy, experience, fear, fun, fun activity, horror, horror movie, joy, me, movie, personal, personal experience, skinny-dip, swimming

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