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(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

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Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

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Men call us β€œgold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

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I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.