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When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.
It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.
Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.
Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.
Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

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2 months ago
Share →: Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

Commentary:
"Using Pinterest is like stepping into a drama-free paradise filled with endless inspiration, where the only argument you might have is which dream vacation destination looks the most inviting 🌴💭✨ #PinterestPerfection"
3 months ago
Share →: Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Commentary:
"Arguing with an idiot is like trying to teach a fish how to ride a bicycle 🐟🚴‍♂️ Don't get caught in their trap of endless loops and illogicalities! Just smile, wave, and let them dance in their own circus of confusion 🤡💫"
3 months ago
Share →: Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

Commentary:
"Ah, the power of curly hair! It's like having a built-in persuasion tool. Just nod and smile, because let's face it – resistance is futile when faced with those charming curls."
4 months ago
Share →: You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old technique of sparking quick responses from females – just start a friendly argument and watch the messages fly in faster than you can say 'oops'!"
4 months ago
Share →: You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

Commentary:
"Debating with this person is like trying to win at a game of 'Agree to Disagree'! 🤷‍♂️ When it comes to a battle of wits, they've perfected the art of making you agree yourself out of the discussion. 😆 #MasterOfAgreeing"
5 months ago
Share →: When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate showdown of the spelling bees! 🐝🎤 Whoever spells correctly wins the online argument game! 🏆💻 Remember folks, in the realm of digital battles, autocorrect is not your friend! 🤪🔠 #SpellingMatters"
5 months ago
Share →: Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

Commentary:
"Talking to myself is like having a meeting with the smartest person I know 🧠💬…even if they do tend to disagree with me a lot! 🤣 #BrainstormingSolo"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

Commentary:
"Parenting tip: if you can't win an argument with your kids, just overwhelm them with the power of your vacuum cleaner! 🧹📺 Who needs words when you have the ultimate cleaning weapon at your disposal? 😂 #ParentingHacks"
5 months ago
Share →: No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

Commentary:
Looks like someone skipped a step in the logical process and went straight for the emotional rollercoaster! 🎢🤷‍♂️ Who needs facts and information when you have strong opinions, right? 💬💥 Maybe we should consider introducing an "Argue First, Ask Questions Later" policy for added sassiness! 😉👩‍⚖️
5 months ago
Share →: If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Commentary:
🌲🗣️💬 "If you're ever lost in the woods, just remember: starting a debate about politics is guaranteed to summon help faster than shouting 'help!' 🏕️🤔💥"