16 Funny argue quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

  Commentary:
  "Using Pinterest is like stepping into a drama-free paradise filled with endless inspiration, where the only argument you might have is which dream vacation destination looks the most inviting 🌴💭✨ #PinterestPerfection"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

  Commentary:
  "Arguing with an idiot is like trying to teach a fish how to ride a bicycle 🐟🚴‍♂️ Don't get caught in their trap of endless loops and illogicalities! Just smile, wave, and let them dance in their own circus of confusion 🤡💫"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the power of curly hair! It's like having a built-in persuasion tool. Just nod and smile, because let's face it – resistance is futile when faced with those charming curls."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old technique of sparking quick responses from females – just start a friendly argument and watch the messages fly in faster than you can say 'oops'!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

  Commentary:
  "Debating with this person is like trying to win at a game of 'Agree to Disagree'! 🤷‍♂️ When it comes to a battle of wits, they've perfected the art of making you agree yourself out of the discussion. 😆 #MasterOfAgreeing"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate showdown of the spelling bees! 🐝🎤 Whoever spells correctly wins the online argument game! 🏆💻 Remember folks, in the realm of digital battles, autocorrect is not your friend! 🤪🔠 #SpellingMatters"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

  Commentary:
  "Talking to myself is like having a meeting with the smartest person I know 🧠💬…even if they do tend to disagree with me a lot! 🤣 #BrainstormingSolo"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting tip: if you can't win an argument with your kids, just overwhelm them with the power of your vacuum cleaner! 🧹📺 Who needs words when you have the ultimate cleaning weapon at your disposal? 😂 #ParentingHacks"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone skipped a step in the logical process and went straight for the emotional rollercoaster! 🎢🤷‍♂️ Who needs facts and information when you have strong opinions, right? 💬💥 Maybe we should consider introducing an "Argue First, Ask Questions Later" policy for added sassiness! 😉👩‍⚖️

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

  Commentary:
  🌲🗣️💬 "If you're ever lost in the woods, just remember: starting a debate about politics is guaranteed to summon help faster than shouting 'help!' 🏕️🤔💥"

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