Funny artist quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

  Commentary:
  Who knew we'd be longing for catchy tunes about questionable life choices? 🎶🍷😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

  Commentary:
  "If concert tickets reflected your love, I'd be paying in hugs and snacks! 🎟️❤️🍿🎶"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

  Commentary:
  "When I find a jam, I'm on repeat till the artist sends a thirst trap 😅🎶💧"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

  Commentary:
  "Every frozen pizza is a blank canvas just waiting for a culinary masterpiece to be painted upon it! 🍕🎨 Time to unleash your inner pizza Picasso and create a work of art that would make Michelangelo jealous! 💫👩‍🎨 #PizzaArt #MasterChefInTheMaking"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

  Commentary:
  🎶📱 When your favorite song becomes so real that even the artist can't ignore it! 💦😂 Who needs a concert when you can just blast their music in your living room and summon them for a glass of water? Stay hydrated while rocking out! 🎤🚰

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it just the worst when the singer can't even get their own lyrics right? 🤣 Maybe they need a teleprompter for their own songs! 🎤🎶 #LyricFail

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

  Commentary:
  🎨 When the artist is sweeter than a candy store but their art leaves you feeling sour 🍬😜 It's like getting a hug from a unicorn with bad breath – you appreciate the gesture, but maybe keep your distance from the masterpiece! 🦄🖌️ #ArtisticDilemmas

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew bringing a sketch pad to court could have a killer outcome? 🎨🔪 Just doodling some crime scenes, no biggie! 😂 #ArtisticJustice"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the courtroom sketch artist misunderstood 'presumed innocence' as 'presumed stinkiness'! 🤣💨 Better watch out for those odoriferous accusations! #StinkLinesOfJustice"

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