Funny artist quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

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