Commentary:
🎶📱 When your favorite song becomes so real that even the artist can't ignore it! 💦😂 Who needs a concert when you can just blast their music in your living room and summon them for a glass of water? Stay hydrated while rocking out! 🎤🚰
Funny artist quotes
I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.
Commentary:
Isn't it just the worst when the singer can't even get their own lyrics right? 🤣 Maybe they need a teleprompter for their own songs! 🎤🎶 #LyricFail
You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.
Commentary:
🎨 When the artist is sweeter than a candy store but their art leaves you feeling sour 🍬😜 It's like getting a hug from a unicorn with bad breath – you appreciate the gesture, but maybe keep your distance from the masterpiece! 🦄🖌️ #ArtisticDilemmas
The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.
Commentary:
"Who knew bringing a sketch pad to court could have a killer outcome? 🎨🔪 Just doodling some crime scenes, no biggie! 😂 #ArtisticJustice"
Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.
Commentary:
"Looks like the courtroom sketch artist misunderstood 'presumed innocence' as 'presumed stinkiness'! 🤣💨 Better watch out for those odoriferous accusations! #StinkLinesOfJustice"